I've written so many biographies about myself they are now second nature. Usually I do them in the third person, but I'm not going to try to pretend someone else is writing this.

I was born sometime during the year of 1970 and pretty much it was all down hill from there. I've spent most my life in the state of Iowa and all of it in the Midwest. Say what you will, but we don't have forest fires, earthquakes, hurricanes, or mudslides. Sure, we get the occasional flood or tornado, but these generally only hit the trailer parks.

I spend a lot of my time reading, goofing around on the internet, writing crappy writing, watching decent dramas, and sleeping.

This page will be a fluid page and as I think of things to write about myself they will appear here.