I decided to revisit this post since I have been getting aa lot of comment spam on one of my other sites. Seems you write one little post about Cialis and you’re doomed to a lifetime of deleting comment spam. I finally gave up and closed the post to commenting.

Anyway, over 4 years ago I wrote a little essay about spam. Seems it still applies:

Sociologists or future Anthropologists are going to think we are a bunch of depressed people obsessed with penis enlargement, home mortgage rates, and gambling.

Spam. Hate it. First time I hear about a guy who goes off the deep end and hunts down and kills a spammer, I am going to hope I land on that jury. Or, perhaps I will hope my jury is indeed made up of my peers.

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I lived with a bi-sexual roommate (was going to write I had a bi-sexual roommate, but didn’t want the relationship misconstrued), he used to say all things being equal he preferred a big penis. So why stop at 3 inches? Why not charge by the inch? Why make it a limited offer? A foot? 18 inches? Where does it stop? Dirk Digler ain’t got nothing on me.

From a logistics standpoint, I don’t know why men would want to have something huge down there. I have enough trouble with mine getting into places it doesn’t belong. I have enough trouble getting comfortable, often requiring me to unobtrusively shift around just to get it to dress right (a tailor term).

Well, I’m still getting these emails (and more). On the day I was originally going to repost this, Eddie Davidson, convicted spammer, decided to escape and kill his wife and daughter, proving what I’ve suspected all along. Spammers are at the same level as child-killing cowards. The world is a better place without this waste of a human life. Too bad he didn’t come to this conclusion himself sometime back around when I first wrote about this topic.

Just once, I would like to track down the person responsible for one spam post and punch him in the teeth. But I know, if everyone did this we’d have anarchy. Oh, wait, I meant to write that we’d have a much better world to live in.

Have you punched a spammer today?

p.s. I have 24 new mugshots to post with these articles. Isn’t that great!