I can believe I am up to 39 letters written. Most of them have been mailed even. I think I have like 5 to send out tomorrow. No replies yet, but I really hadn’t thought there would be. I do expect to have a fairly high rate of replies, but the first letters were only sent out last Friday. It hasn’t even been a week yet. It’s a bit much to be thinking I’d have some already. I still look every day and am excited to go to the mailbox, which was half the goal.

This site is suffering though. I haven’t made as many in depth posts here, and I’ve missed a couple days lately. Oh well. I do what’s fun. And right now that the letters I’ve been writing. I doubt she’ll write back, so I’ll post the one I’m sending to Dr. Laura tomorrow:

April 17, 2008

Dr. Laura Schlessinger
P.O. Box 8120
Van Nuys, CA 91409

Dear Dr. Schlessinger,

Did you ever see the episode of West Wing where you were lampooned? I kind of think that was unfair, since I know you would have stood up when the President entered the room, right?

I saw the naked pictures of you on the internet. There are some things a man wishes he could just unsee! I didn’t have even one impure thought. It was worse than the time I watched the “2 Girls 1 Cup” video. Have you ever seen that? It’s disgusting.

Speaking of photos…can I get an autographed one? I prefer one where your clothes are on,  but that’s really up to you.

I listen to your show, but think you are evil. Whenever I find myself agreeing with you I have to reexamine my beliefs. Thankfully this doesn’t happen too often.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

As you can see, I’m not really a fan of hers and would like to see her defenestrated. Or just permanently muted.