Once again my lovely and talented photographer managed to find a site to compliment my shirt perfectly. How she scouts these locations I’ll never know. Sometimes I nearly become invisible, blending in with chameleon like powers!

These photos were taken last Saturday. And as I am sure you have noticed by now, they didn’t make it up on time for Ugly Shirt Saturday™. I’ll try harder next time! To make up for the lack of a timely post I am posting at least three times today!

We went to IHOP for breakfast, but there were thousands of screaming children and a wait of 30 minutes. Feeling clausterphobic and hungry, we decided to go where the senior citezens hang out, Village Inn! I just signed up for their eclub, so if you too want exciting coupons and exclusive information on pies, you should follow that link.

This shirt made it onto this site only by the graces of a helpful girlfriend who sewed a button back on for me. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “What, are you too dumb to know how to hire a seamstress to do this for you?” Well, to this I say, no, I am just too lazy. And she says she likes to do things for me (the girlfriend says that, not the seamstress, I don’t know any seamstresses). But I’ve had this shirt for some time and never managed to actually wear it due to the button issue. My girlfriend also happens to be my photographer, and again, I know what you are thinking, “Don’t you know it’s dumb to date someone you work with?” Well, believe it or not, we don’t do this professionally, and I don’t pay her. Well, not for photography anyway. Ha!

I know in the second photo I look like I am holding my hands out for the handcuffs, but I was trying to show how well I was matching the furniture. I called this an “action shot!” Sometimes I wonder what the hell people think when they see me getting my photo taken over and over again, like it’s some kind of special occasion. Yay, breakfast at Village Inn! Try to hold back the excitement.

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