I wouldn’t have minded at all, except her phone conversation was so riveting she was paying more attention to it than driving. She was in the left lane clear up until I took this photo going inconsistent speeds, usually about 10 miles under the limit. She was making it impossible to pass. It’s fine if you don’t want to speed, but at least go the speed limit, and if you’re not passing, get your fat ass over into the right lane, please! What you can’t see in this photo is me flipping her off. Wonder what she thought of me taking her picture.

If you know this woman, please send her the URL to this post, and tell her, “Hang the fuck up!”