I was torn between keying this truck and just spitting on it. I would have liked to lay a big turd on his window, but sadly, it was too public. And just to be clear here, there were plenty of spots just a ways away from this that had no one around them. This fucktard didn’t want anyone parking next to him, but was too lazy to walk the extra 25 feet. Back when I had my ‘83 Grand Marquis I used to take delight in parking as close to one of these cosksuckers as possible.