The Journal of Christopher L. Jorgensen.
My random musings on things that amuse.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Fucktards Who Can’t Park Worth Shit
Should be dragged behind his truck as a service to humanity.
I was torn between keying this truck and just spitting on it. I would have liked to lay a big turd on his window, but sadly, it was too public. And just to be clear here, there were plenty of spots just a ways away from this that had no one around them. This fucktard didn’t want anyone parking next to him, but was too lazy to walk the extra 25 feet. Back when I had my ‘83 Grand Marquis I used to take delight in parking as close to one of these cosksuckers as possible.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
I Hate Laura Catherine Schlessinger
Any time I find myself agreeing with her I find it’s time to reevaluate my views.
Photo credit Phil Konstantin via Wikipedia.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Dumb Bitches Who Won’t Hang Up and Drive
I really hate them. I really do.
I wouldn’t have minded at all, except her phone conversation was so riveting she was paying more attention to it than driving. She was in the left lane clear up until I took this photo going inconsistent speeds, usually about 10 miles under the limit. She was making it impossible to pass. It’s fine if you don’t want to speed, but at least go the speed limit, and if you’re not passing, get your fat ass over into the right lane, please! What you can’t see in this photo is me flipping her off. Wonder what she thought of me taking her picture.
If you know this woman, please send her the URL to this post, and tell her, “Hang the fuck up!”
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Jan Mickelson
A lot like Limbaugh, but with a lot less intelligence
Jan Mickelson’s an idiot. He’s about the only other thing in this state I am ashamed of (besides Steven King). He an obvious fascist and a bigot. He has ratings though, so who cares about integrity? If King is an asshat, Miclelson’s a fucktard. And yes, I realize I am using highly reasoned and persuasive arguments here, but really, he speaks for himself. I’d tell you to tune in and listen until you were offended, but then I would just owe you an apology. This guy would be better ignored and is one of the primary reasons I am an AM refugee.
If Mickelson would take King with him, and establish their own utopia in some other state, Iowa would be better for it.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
I hate Representative Steve King
Iowa’s biggest asshat!
Not the only thing in this state I am ashamed of, but one of the biggest. Irony is he’s standing next to a man I admire in this photo. I can only think that Greenspan had no idea who he was getting his photo taken with. Notice Greenspan is not only not shaking his hand, but making sure this would be hard to do.
Even wikipedia thinks Steve King is an asshat.
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